Thursday, 26 April 2012

F-35 Project Costs Canada 'Close to Nothing' ?



The long lasting, cheap, and fierce F-35 Fighter Jets is going to cost the Canadian National Defence much less than estimated. The Government has estimated that it will cost around 9 billion dollars for 65 plane. In reality, each of the planes will only cost about the price of a donut saving humongous amount of money. The story gets better when these jets of the cost of donuts will even last 36 years instead of 20. These jets will totally be the main fighting force in 36 years even after new generations of weapons have been developed. Some say these jets will cost Canada 25 billion dollars but in fact it will cost us close to nothing. These tough longlasting jets will help Canada both financially and militarily.

F-35 costs had 'significant things missing'

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

I think this story is full of satire in the form of exaggeration, incongruity, and a little bit of reversal. The story exaggerates the story of this mans life as a wreckage which is usually used in case of a car accident. It described the incident as something that had never happened before while exaggerating the feelings of people witnessing this "heart breaking wreckage."

My satire story on social network security

The most reliable, safest, and the smartest way to talk to friends and family. It is absolutely safe and secure to post sexually attractive pictures on facebook for all to see. After all, there are no rapist, perverts, nor any crazy criminals that have interests in good looking youth. Please, post all the terrible things you want to say to someone on facebook because of couse, bullying on facebook is not bullying at all. When you are editing your personal information remember to always put your address, phone number, and credit card info on the page because no one in this world steals information to harm another. As Mark Zuckerberg once said :" you guys are all Einsteins for posting your personal informations on facebook."